jokes to keep you happy in this lock down period

I just taught and imagined the situation of humans in this lockdown.

we definitely will be bored and filled with boredom, so i have written some jokes to keep us smilling and entertained in this lock down.

here are are some jokes to brighten up your day

1. I always envy short people they can snap a full picture using front camera

2. Are you single and lonely? I have a good news for you, I have a single bed for sell

3. Dear school

I can't do this anymore,it's over between us ,I no longer have feelings for you this year....Good bye

4. Sometimes don't be a boring child, drink poison just to stress your parent

5. Not everyone can be a business person some of you where born to be a customer

6. I can't date you: I only see you as my brother

This statement alone can make you climb bike and forget to sit down

7. Nothing makes short people happier than seeing someone shorter than them

8.two people coughed in Nigeria

Nigeria: two new confirmed cases

9. Boy's biggest lie: I'm single

Girl's biggest lie: I'm a virgin

10. I remember when I use to drink garri with salt but thank God I don dey buy sugar

11. Have you ever walked like a Thug at night to avoid been robbed

12. Have you ever looked at a person deeply,inside and outside, admire the person and say : this guy' suppose be mad man

13. E dey clear Pimples E dey clear Pimples na so Bleaching take start

14. Please who is CYNTHIA AMAKA? Biko come and take your pregnancy test result,aboki use am wrap suya for me last night and it's even positive

15. This one bank wey bank dey donate billions of naira to FG , I hope say my 1500 is still in my account

Flash bed